Awesome.

These voicemails are long (I won't deny it) but holy CRAP do they make me laugh. I'm bummed that they edited it out so that you can't call this d-bag back, because I would tell him all about all of my psychotic episodes and then see if I could convince him that HIS friends were jealous that I talked to him.

Also, this is way overdue, but I just saw another poster on the L, and HAVE to say it. Am I the only one who thought that Wall-E was about the Short Circuit robot? When I saw a preview and realized it wasn't, and that this robots name was actually Wall-E (LAME!) my brain was all What? Shut up Johnny #5 and go get me a Dr. Pepper. Seriously.

Song of the Day: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. Because I want Sarah to come visit me, with or without the baby, and I know this song will make her want to. You know you want to play our little drinking game every time you hear it. :)