I spent a lot of time yesterday afternoon with my friend Ali, and for reasons I can't explain, she was KILLING IT. I couldn't stop laughing. A few choice gems:
"Hey! You should drop trou so I can see your bruises, just please keep your ass covered."
"Whoa! My sippy cup has an erection!"
And then, watching something where a fat guy went out a window:
"Oh now that just makes me think of poop."
She's moving in a month. I can't even think about it.
SOTD: Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. This song makes me really happy. Then it makes me wish that I was in love, which sounds depressing, but no, seriously- isn't this just the kind of song that you want to hear on a summer day?
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