I referenced shenanigans in the last post, and now I'm thinking it's funny enough to talk about now that I'm this far in:
I'm going on 3 first dates within a one week period. I'm two dates in, and...eh. Meh. Whatever. The first one was good, and I think I'll go out with him again, just to see. We talked yesterday, but he was totally on to the fact that I was still sick, so I don't know if he's questioning it or what. I may or may not have been less than charming and totally full of snot when I met that guy, who we will call E, because I don't have anything nickname-worthy on him, and that is his intial.
Remember that I'm the girl who can go like 3 years at a time without a date, so this is ridiculous for me. It's 100% because I stopped caring what any of these match dudes think of me, and now they are all up in my bidness.
The second date...I was calling him DP all day as in "Douchebag Potential".
I guess he's not a douche. I think he's shy, but not that interesting. But he was like, "That was a good time, and I'll see you again soon" at the end of it, so we'll see. But I could care less. So, that means I'll probably hear from him and go out again even if my inner monologue is all, "Probably not a great idea."
Tomorrow I'm meeting an Asian Dr., which is hilarious if you know Asian stereotypes. As my lovely friend Jean said, "My parents will be so jealous!" He went ahead and bumped up drinks to dinner, so he's obviously totally in to me.
I can't think of any songs about serial dating, except this one. And when it's stuck in your head, I sincerely apologize, and I am accepting better suggestions in the comments section. Do what you need to.
Mambo #5- Lou Bega. If only I could actually name these people online, but that is SOOOO wrong at this stage of the game. So it's the best I could come up with. Wish me luck tomorrow!
Also, there is a Gilmore Girls clip about being a casual dater out there that I wish I wasn't too lazy to find, because it's been running through my head for days.
PS- tonight totally counts at #9. I would not have normally gone out with this guy, but it's called keeping an open mind...leaving no stone unturned, etc. etc.
2 comments:
wow. mambo #5. i frankly expected more from you. and the doctor is totally into you. dinner on a first date is practically like going steady. you better put out. and every man that talks to you should be up in your bidness. it's good bidness. and DB sounds like the Russian v. 2. That's all.
my songs for the day would be the following: Booty Call, by one Mr. G Love (and of course his special sauce), Girl I Wanna Lay you Down by Jack Johnson, and Good Hearted Woman by Willie Nelson. This is a thirty second list. I can do better, but it's a start.
How 'bout Closer by Nine Inch Nails? =)
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