I sent this tale to my sister earlier today, and she told me that it was my best teaching story yet. So enjoy...
I was waiting for a kid to wrap it up in the bathroom today, when he keeps saying he needs help. I asked him what he needed help with, and he said he had to show me something.
I'm no sucker, so I asked what it was, and he said, "I want you to see that my poop is shaped like the number 7."
I told him I'd take his word for it, and he needed to come out. When he came out he said, "That was SO MUCH POOP. I can't believe it all went down when I flushed."
I didn't even try to keep a straight face.
SOTD: Shitsong by Kate Nash. This youtube was hard to find. Ridiculous.