Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Drunk asshole

That's me.  

Maris and I were just talking, and I'm all, "Hey, let me check what time my flight leaves tomorrow."  

Then I open my goddamn planner and see that I was supposed to be on a plane at noon today.I should be home by now.  Good thing I'm drunk so this is friggin' HYSTERICAL.  What's  $100 change fee?  

Song of the day:  Asshole, by one fabulous Mr. Denis Leary.  "I'm a real fuckin' asshole!"

1 comment:

Jay Lackey said...

first off, good work on spelling Denis Leary with only one "n".

and second...

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

- Lackey