Maris and I were just talking, and I'm all, "Hey, let me check what time my flight leaves tomorrow."
Then I open my goddamn planner and see that I was supposed to be on a plane at noon today.I should be home by now. Good thing I'm drunk so this is friggin' HYSTERICAL. What's $100 change fee?
Song of the day: Asshole, by one fabulous Mr. Denis Leary. "I'm a real fuckin' asshole!"