This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile.
I get you, man. I really do.
A much longer post coming whenever I get around to finishing it.
WEATHER ALERT: Winter storm watch
Get ready for snow on the first day of spring; 6 inches or more before it's over on Friday.
Suddenly, the above article is less "ha ha" funny, and way more "I am going to fucking kill somebody" funny.